{"id":2666126,"date":"2026-01-06T20:42:04","date_gmt":"2026-01-06T20:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pressenza.com\/?p=2666126"},"modified":"2026-01-06T20:42:04","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T20:42:04","slug":"carta-a-mi-presidente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pressenza.com\/es\/2026\/01\/carta-a-mi-presidente\/","title":{"rendered":"Carta a mi Presidente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Por Jenny Miranda Kunstmann<\/p>\n<p>Mi presi, muchos no te quer\u00edan y ahora te vitorean. Cojeando llegaste a New York pero erguido sobre tus chancletas. Tus custodios de la DEA te quitaron las esposas para darte un abrazo y tomarse una foto contigo, unas horas m\u00e1s all\u00ed y fijo te piden de padrino para uno de sus carajitos. Vas a creer que eres tendencia de moda, Nike agot\u00f3 inventario con tu look deportivo, y en comentarios dijeron que seguro el traje, los bigotes y las gafas oscuras salen para el halloween de este a\u00f1o. Me acord\u00e9 cuando pusieron preso al Comandante, en carnaval sopotocientos chamitos eran Ch\u00e1vez. Este a\u00f1o nos volveremos a poner los bigotes, como lo hicimos en tu primera candidatura presidencial, y nos pasearnos orgullosos por el paseo Los Pr\u00f3ceres.<\/p>\n<p>Pero no vayas a quedarte de modesto, sigue decente pero no pendejo, patent\u00e1 tu imagen y c\u00f3brales derecho a la marca, qu\u00e9 hay mucho que reconstruir por los destrozos de las bombas democr\u00e1ticas del pedofilo mono anaranjado.<\/p>\n<p>Y a prop\u00f3sito, viendo tanta noticia del norte, te aseguro que el que cont\u00e9, est\u00e1 desesperado y le veo mal final, con tanta foto con ni\u00f1itas bellas, con cargos federales, generales gordos arrechos, el pa\u00eds quebrado y el desenpleo, las tiene de am\u00edgdalas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfC\u00f3mo tan mal el imperio me pregunto? \u00bfSe habr\u00e1n hecho un auto bloqueo?, debe darle coraje que los pata en el suelo crecimos en un 6,5%, los mejores de Latinoam\u00e9rica, cr\u00e9eme la envidia mata (ojal\u00e1 sea as\u00ed, entre nos).<\/p>\n<p>Mi presi, cuando cierres tus ojitos antes de dormir, y le env\u00edes tus abrazos y besitos a tu valiente Cilita, orgullo de las mujeres venezolanas, a tus hijos y nietos que oran por ti amorosamente, escucha el Mar Caribe con olas danzantes al son de tambores vibrantes como el coraz\u00f3n de tu pueblo que palpita vigoroso, somos un solo pueblo, un solo coraz\u00f3n, todos somos Maduro y como dijo Nico, somos hijos de vencedores y ya empu\u00f1amos la espada en nombre de la patria.<\/p>\n<p>Te juramos mi presidente hermano, nunca vasallos, nunca colonia, somos revoluci\u00f3n y libertad. Te esperamos m\u00e1s temprano que tarde, erguido y victorioso como un hijo de Bolivar no joda!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por Jenny Miranda Kunstmann Mi presi, muchos no te quer\u00edan y ahora te vitorean. Cojeando llegaste a New York pero erguido sobre tus chancletas. 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